I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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