You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Do vagina's smell?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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