Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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