Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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