One girl and one boy is just not enough.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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