I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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