we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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