She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
please come you make the beer taste better
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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