just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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