Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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