Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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