Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
