Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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