We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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