I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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