so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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