I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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