Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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