Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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