Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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