when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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