and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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