I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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