i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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