STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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