He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
ttyl tear gas
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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