; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My life is pants optional.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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