the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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