I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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