just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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