that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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