where am i from again
that's an acceptable place to lick
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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