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  the bitch is dead man

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  YOUR DOG DIED?

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  no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

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  Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Can you return condoms to CVS?

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  Only if you return your pride as well.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  no, didnt close...

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  What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...

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• (310): View more from California

  Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?

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• (661): View more from California

  Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.

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