Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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