I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Randomize
