Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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