i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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