All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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