I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
