the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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