none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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