I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
