i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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