dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Randomize
