I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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