i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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