ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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