if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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