Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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