I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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